The Red Sox Nation Breathes A HUGE Sigh of Relief!!

Johann Santana is going to New York.

But he's going to the Mets, so that's ok.

And, most importantly...JACOBY ELLSBURY WILL REMAIN IN BOSTON!!!!!

I know for a fact that I'm not the only fan who has been sweating over this.

They just might need to line the basepaths with asbestos this season, so he Ellsbury doesn't set them on fire.

Anyway...

whew!