Two things have happened recently that are creating great trauma for me.
The first one happened earlier this week when Mark Teixeira signed a contract with the Evil Empire. The very fact that a player that I have great respect for signed with "them" is bad enough. But anyone who knows my family and my youngest daughter knows that we are now going to have a problem of Biblical proportions in my household.
THERE'S ABOUT TO BE A @$#%$& YANKEE FAN IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
I told her I hope she likes sleeping out in the back yard.
Just kidding.
Sort of.
The second thing happened yesterday.
My oldest daughter went out and ordered THIS!!
Ted? I can't breathe, man! This is what you have to look forward to someday! I've never had so many emotions going through me at one time.
We don't have an official date, yet. Probably won't be until sometime in 2010, but they've ordered the dress. It won't have pink edges. They will be hunter green instead.
Sigh.
TTFN, y'all!
3 comments:
Bickley, your post made me break out in a cold sweat. Marriage? To a MFY fan?
::faceplant::
Oh, no...the fiance is not a Yankee fan. Those two items are unrelated. The MFY fan is going to be the Mark Teixeira fan. THERE'S the problem! Stephanie (the younger daughter...not the one getting married) loves Mark Teixeira. Tex is now a MFY. You see my problem???
Bickley, I see only one way out of this.
You gotta disown her. Like NOW.
;)
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